Wednesday, June 11, 2008

How the Looney Left view Conservatives

I'm not making this up! The resident troll (crybaby and whiner, to boot) on GrassrootsPA has given his manifesto of how he views conservatives. It's so bent and twisted...but hey, would you expect any different from a full-blown communist?

Just for fun, I left all of the spelling and grammatical errors. This clown claims to have multiple degrees!

Without further adieu, here's the list:

Explain to me how this is living in reality:

1) wing nuts want to shelter their children from any social interaction by home schooling them and keeping them out of the public.
2) wing nuts want to teach teenagers only certain issues relating to sex, while ignoring the reality that it will be a part of their lives.
3) wing nuts demonize sex and scar that part of their childrens lives forever.
4) wing nuts feel that Sadam and Iraq had something to do with 911
5) wing nuts say they are pro-life, but give littel thought or concern about 170,000 troops fighting in a country that was not a threat to our country
6) wing nuts now love to nation build and do so with our tax dollars
7) wing nuts now feel that the military is not there to protect our home land, but build brings and schools in a foreign land, even though they do not like us or want us there
8) wing nuts feel it is ok for the government to force an innocent family into certain life and death medical decisions
9) wing nuts support an administration that inherited one trillion dollars in surplus, only to create a 3 trillion dollar deficit in seven years. (that is a 4 trillion dollar turn aroud)
10) wing nut are only pro-life when the fetus is maintained in the womb
Yeah, I know. He's wrong ten times in a row. But that is how the twisted mind of a leftist works! Keep in mind that many of us on GrassrootsPA have tried to correct them, but he keeps spouting the same lies over and over and over and over. Just yesterday, he made a comment about Bush outing Valerie Plame! There's what...about seven people on the planet who still believe that one?

And on several occasions, he has implied that our troops are not really Americans and deserve to be attacked. Then he tries to say he supports the troops... Huh?

Conservatives, meet the mind of the left! Oh...and he's an Obama supporter. Surprised? I didn't think so.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

June 6, 2008: Proof of Global Warming

Get ready, folks.

We had a cold winter. We have been experiencing a cool spring. But that will change tomorrow. It's supposed to be in the low 90s tomorrow, which means one thing: breathless reporting of global warming.

Count on it.

Of course, the global warming boneheads have been totally silent through the winter and most of the spring because if they spoke up, people would have laughed them back into their cubicles.

They've been waiting for the first hot day...and tomorrow will be it. Get laugh at the farce.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

EcoGeeks get all the Girls - Really?

According to a story on the Yahoo! Green site, girls would rather go for the "man" in the enviro-friendly car. From the story:
  • Nearly 9 in 10 women (88 percent) say they'd rather chat up someone who owns the latest fuel-efficient car versus the latest sports car.
  • Eighty percent of American car buyers would find someone with the latest fuel-efficient car more interesting to talk to at a party than someone with the latest sports car.
  • More than 4 out of 10 (45 percent) 18- to 43-year-olds say it's a fashion faux pas nowadays to have a car that's not green or environmentally friendly.

Riiiiiiight. Where do these people live? San Francisco? Manhattan?

Let's be honest...brutally honest. Women want men, not snively little boys. You can't tell me that real women can't wait to land a hunk driving a Prius.

Hey, men! Want to turn the heads of the ladies? Buy a Jeep Wrangler. Put big tires on it. Get it muddy. Not that I'm looking (happily married, ladies...sorry), but women stare at the Jeep all of the time. And the namby-pamby women run screaming from it - but you're looking for a real woman anyway!

And it's a gas-sucking pig...especially with the big tires. I might get 15mpg on the highway if I'm puttering down the Interstate - with a tail wind. Hey, someone has to make up for all of that gas the hybrids are saving!

Chicks dig a real man-mobile.

Hey, ladies! This works in reverse, too! Want to land a manly man? Do the same thing. My wife needed to drive my Jeep the other day. I had her Jeep Grand Cherokee to haul my drums (a very manly instrument, by the way). My Jeep had fresh mud on it and she wheeled it over to the Sears store. She said she can't ever recall getting so many looks by men since she was 20.

A Prius? Come on...