Friday, October 31, 2008

Obamabot's Most Memorable Moment

Wow. Just...wow.

How do you ever describe someone as dillusional as this woman? Clearly you can never reason with such a pro-messiah person.



Problem 1: She thinks seeing Obama is "the most memorable moment" of her life. She says this with her kid at her side! Thanks to my wife and kids, I can think of about one thousand things more memorable than meeting any of the politicians I've come across in my life. Egads.

Problem 2: She thinks she's not going to have to pay for gas in her car or pay her mortgage again? Just because Obama wins? Oh. My. Goodness. Who in the world put this in her head? Or did she formulate this on her own? And why is there anyone in the whole country who thinks it's the job of the government to provide these things? Was she ever taught about the Constitution in school?

Problem 3: Why does anyone think Obama will take care of them when he doesn't even bother to take care of his own family members?!? He has a brother in Africa who lives in a dirt-floor hut and earns less than $12 per year. He has an illegal alien aunt who lives in a slum in Boston. How hard would it be to take care of these family members - or at least give them a little bit of Obama's millions? But he wants to take other people's money and spread the wealth...


Do you need any more proof that you need to get out and vote for McCain, simply to keep Obama out of the White House?

Thursday, October 30, 2008

The Cold Truth about Obama Supporters

Cold truth time. Are you ready for it? If not, click away. If so, read on.

If you support Obama, you fall into one of two categories:

The Ignorant

You love what he says. He makes you feel good. He gives you hope. You also ignore everything about his past. Your feelings for him are so strong that you simply don’t care that he’s a Marxist or that he’s friends with anti-American, anti-Israeli terrorists. You don't care that he had a anti-American, bigot pastor for 20 years. All that matters is that you feel good now.

Maybe you don’t like Bush. Maybe you just hope that things will be better with Obama. You want change, but fail to realize that change can be very bad. Either way, you simply don’t care to know about who Obama is.



The Marxists

Whether you are willing to admit it or not, you hate American capitalism. You want the "evil rich" to be punished. You love the idea of government control of the markets, of healthcare, and of the day-to-day operations of life. You think it isn’t fair that there are rich and poor. Everyone should be the same, regardless of circumstances. Collectivism is very important to you; individual achievement is very disgusting to you. You think that those who are rich are "lucky" and those who are not are "unfortunate." You think those who work hard should support those who do not.

You might even think that the Soviet Union would have worked if Reagan and Thatcher didn’t get in the way. You are attracted to the "enlightened" thinking of European socialists and dream of having their structure here. Government is your god.

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There are subtle variations, but they all boil down to these two. Where do you fit?

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

What Happened to Global Warming, Part 354

Yes, we know man-made global warming is a fluke. Our "high point" was in 1998 and we've actually dropped since then.

Anyway - back to the point of this post. It snowed in Grove City today. It isn't even Halloween yet!

If you hear a politician talking about the need to do something about global warming, scream at the TV, then hide your assets. Obama and McCain are both dunderheads on this one. Thank goodness Palin is sane...

And I saw a voter's guide in the paper the other day and Kathy Dahlkemper (Dem running against Phil English in PA-3) said that global warming was real. Oh, boy. Is this what we have for the next two years? Hey, Kate - do a little research before talking next time.

2008 Presidential Voter’s Guide

Hey, Folks...

The silly season is winding down, so for all of the "undecided" voters out there, I put together a handy-dandy voter's guide to help you through the election.

No smarmy spin - just a smack upside the head with the truth.

Party
McCain: Republican
Obama: Democrat

Ideology
McCain: Moderate Socialist
Obama: Communist

VP Pick
McCain: Palin
Obama: Biden

Abortion
McCain: Consistently pro-life
Obama: Vigorously supported infanticide

Constitution
McCain: Cherished, solid
Obama: Charter of negative rights; flawed

Court Picks
McCain: Constitutionalists
Obama: Socioeconomical reconstructionalists

Education
McCain: Pro-vouchers
Obama: Anti-vouchers

Energy
McCain: Build nuke plants
Obama: Eliminate energy production

Gay Marriage
McCain: Against
Obama: For

Guns
McCain: Pro-second amendment
Obama: Anti-second amendment

Influences
McCain: Father (Navy Admiral)
Obama: Willian Ayers (domestic terrorist)

Military
McCain: Proud supporter
Obama: Accuses troops of bombing civilians

Military Budget
McCain: Always supports military
Obama: Vows to gut military

Military Service
McCain: Navy pilot in Vietnam
Obama: Militant vote fraud participant with ACORN

Oil
McCain: Drill, baby, drill
Obama: Block all drilling

Patriotism
McCain: Always praises country
Obama: Refuses to say Pledge of Allegience

Religion
McCain: Christian
Obama: Radical black liberation theology

Speech
McCain: Anti-Fairness Doctrine
Obama: Pro-Fairness Doctrine

Taxes
McCain: Cuts taxes on tax payers
Obama: Hikes taxes, redistribute wealth