Tuesday, October 28, 2008

2008 Presidential Voter’s Guide

Hey, Folks...

The silly season is winding down, so for all of the "undecided" voters out there, I put together a handy-dandy voter's guide to help you through the election.

No smarmy spin - just a smack upside the head with the truth.

Party
McCain: Republican
Obama: Democrat

Ideology
McCain: Moderate Socialist
Obama: Communist

VP Pick
McCain: Palin
Obama: Biden

Abortion
McCain: Consistently pro-life
Obama: Vigorously supported infanticide

Constitution
McCain: Cherished, solid
Obama: Charter of negative rights; flawed

Court Picks
McCain: Constitutionalists
Obama: Socioeconomical reconstructionalists

Education
McCain: Pro-vouchers
Obama: Anti-vouchers

Energy
McCain: Build nuke plants
Obama: Eliminate energy production

Gay Marriage
McCain: Against
Obama: For

Guns
McCain: Pro-second amendment
Obama: Anti-second amendment

Influences
McCain: Father (Navy Admiral)
Obama: Willian Ayers (domestic terrorist)

Military
McCain: Proud supporter
Obama: Accuses troops of bombing civilians

Military Budget
McCain: Always supports military
Obama: Vows to gut military

Military Service
McCain: Navy pilot in Vietnam
Obama: Militant vote fraud participant with ACORN

Oil
McCain: Drill, baby, drill
Obama: Block all drilling

Patriotism
McCain: Always praises country
Obama: Refuses to say Pledge of Allegience

Religion
McCain: Christian
Obama: Radical black liberation theology

Speech
McCain: Anti-Fairness Doctrine
Obama: Pro-Fairness Doctrine

Taxes
McCain: Cuts taxes on tax payers
Obama: Hikes taxes, redistribute wealth

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